You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.
We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus...
Gotta love that. Real Christians know their beloved pets aren't going with them. I'm with the folks at EEBP, I'd rather stay behind with the pets. And if that isn't enough atheism for you...
...So when you feel like the only kid in town, without a God-like idol,
Here’s a list of famous atheists, so you don’t feel suicidal:
Ben Franklin and Thomas Edison, the Fathers of Invention,
Also Sigmund Freud, who discovered anal retention.
The Piano Man, Billy Joel, refused to join a sect.
Now we know why Rodney Dangerfield never got any respect
Angelina Jolie, astronomer Carl Sagan,
Put them together – not a bad-looking pagan [Sagan was really agnostic].
You don’t need a bar-mitzvah, or even baptism
Cause you can get blessed by Richard Dawkins or Christopher Hitchens...
I don't think Adam Sandler will mind.
Of course, Franklin and Jefferson weren't really atheists, but they were secular and advocated tolerance, which surely puts them on the outs with many 'believers'.
2 comments:
This kid is funny..
Very creative and putting himself out there!
I feel all my past pets have come back as black crows... and come to visit me and eat cat food... I don't get mad at them when they try to hop into the house, as I said in the past, they are my pest control officers!
Our turtles are doing awesome!! and I found out that our tropical rain forest on Stock Island has a community of them living in the pond and are all doing great... I think that's where they will retire when they are so big they climb out of their pool on my porch.
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