Thursday, January 3, 2008

FreeCreditReport.com



It's been a while since I've bitched about a tv commercial, and this one just recently started to piss me off. Bearing in mind that I'm recently divorced from a selfish lying pos, this commercial just bugs me no end. At first I thought it was funny, but the more I see it, the more insidious it becomes.

He married his dream girl and he's whining because they can't go out and buy a house, so her family is putting a roof over his head. Um, has he looked at the prices of houses lately? What the hell is his idea of a dream girl, a sexy, rich, hard-working breeder/doormat who will support his and put up with his selfishness? She's doing laundry while he hangs with his homeboys and is in her way, and he wishes he was still a bachelor? So stfu and move out already! What a loser. And what a crappy message to send: I wasn't smart enough to really think things through before getting married, and she didn't either, so it's all HER fault??!?

There is an equally stupid ad with the guy driving around in a beat up AMC Gremlin (remember those?). In that one, he has no one but himself to blame for his bad credit, but it's still a poor commercial. He didn't know his credit was whack? How do you suppose you get bad credit, the bad credit fairy? Even the tune in this one isn't good.

Luckily, the pirate waiter commercial is able to be funny and make the point that you might want to keep an eye on your credit report without resorting to stereotyping or inanity.

1 comment:

Key Dear said...

They're all nuts.
I know many waitrons who own one, even two homes and laugh all the way to the bank. We all know that waiting tables is fast, easy, big money for very few hours.
The progression that you gave is a riot... leading all the way up to the pirate one. I now see it in a new light. Asshole guy, finally gets a job that he can hide money from girlfriend to buy drinks after work with friends, save nothing and stay in the same rut, singing the same old song with the same ole looser friends. Arghhhh.

Oh wait... do you think they are trying to make him the hero in this one? Arghhhhhhh.